Explode

by gatorbates February 18, 2010

David:  “If you hear something exploding over here, don’t worry, it’s just my brain blowing up.”

Ted:  “If you hear something exploding over here, it’s that burrito”

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by ashleyatizea December 4, 2009
Craig Wayons has been waiting in my box for a while now!
- Veronique
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by ashleyatizea December 4, 2009
I don’t take pictures of poop.
- Crystal
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by ashleyatizea October 30, 2009
My babies are falling out!
- Erin, about her Halloween costume
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by ashleyatizea October 30, 2009
Why am I smelling your hair? That’s weird, now that I think about it.
- Joe to Erin
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by brightgirl October 28, 2009
Whoa, Annie! You just used ‘out loud’ voice.
- Andrew (I’m not going to repeat what Annie said)
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by brightgirl October 28, 2009
Your beard smells funny!
- Joe
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by ashleyatizea October 7, 2009
I’m gonna throw something pointy at you.
- Larry to Ted
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by brightgirl October 5, 2009
Hang on. Please don’t talk about balls while I’m on the phone.
- Crystal
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by ashleyatizea September 25, 2009
It’s like little tiny leprechauns dancing through my veins.
- This is what happens when Ted drinks coffee.
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