April 2011
2 posts
WatchCrystal makes beautiful music….
December 2010
1 post
WatchShe’s extremely shy, as we all know, but the minute a George Michael song comes into her presence Veronique comes out of her shell.
November 2010
1 post
September 2010
4 posts
“Are you wearing pants again?”
– Joe to Ted
“I want that giant meatball!”
– Jenni
August 2010
4 posts
“I feel like I’m covered in bacon.”
– Marty
“You can stay here, just don’t lick me.”
– Crystal to Boppo
February 2010
1 post
Explode
David: “If you hear something exploding over here, don’t worry, it’s just my brain blowing up.”
Ted: “If you hear something exploding over here, it’s that burrito”
December 2009
2 posts
“Craig Wayons has been waiting in my box for a while now!”
– Veronique
“I don’t take pictures of poop.”
– Crystal
October 2009
6 posts
“My babies are falling out!”
– Erin, about her Halloween costume
“Why am I smelling your hair? That’s weird, now that I think about it.”
– Joe to Erin
“Whoa, Annie! You just used ‘out loud’ voice.”
– Andrew (I’m not going to repeat what Annie said)
“Your beard smells funny!”
– Joe
“I’m gonna throw something pointy at you.”
– Larry to Ted
“Hang on. Please don’t talk about balls while I’m on the phone.”
– Crystal
September 2009
5 posts
“It’s like little tiny leprechauns dancing through my veins.”
– This is what happens when Ted drinks coffee.
“You know, monkeys are the only animals who do it missionary.”
– Joe
“You don’t have to be a jerk every time you come over here…Jerkface!”
– Ted (jokingly) to Marty
“I like my beauties black!”
– Annie
“Do you want to pet Steve’s weiner?”
– Joe to Crystal, about Steve’s weiner dog, curled-up in his arm.
August 2009
3 posts
“You should be happy to get that stupid thing out of you!”
– Joe, about Erin’s pregnancy
“Oh, my God! THAT’S a bouffant!!!”
– Veronique
“I couldn’t get it in my mouth fast enough!”
– Veronique, referring to an Orange-flavored Lifesaver candy
July 2009
7 posts
“You get the poop out, I’ll throw it on my boob and we’re done.”
– Erin, on how she and her husband plan to parent
Ashley: "You need to go to church."
Annie: "I know, I'm filthy."
“i’d rather research that than create stickers”
– Marty
“It’s good but it’s just not the same as real balls.”
– Ashley, talking to Donna about Wii Tennis
“i love laughing at other’s expense”
– Erin, watching a video on Funny or Die
“I just put my sausage all up in Ashley’s face.”
– Marty, concerning his tofurkey dogs
“Erin, you have the best waddle ever!”
– Ted
June 2009
5 posts
“You must be covered from nipples to knees.”
– Mike
“Doesn’t Ashley look nice today? I can’t wait ‘til we have...”
– Annie
Joe: Is something on fire?
Larry: My pants are on fire.
“I like the size, I’m just not sure if I like the position.”
– Ashley to David… about what, I’m not sure….
“Can you please get rid of this because I keep wanting to put it in my mouth.”
– Veronique to Crystal (about an old Peep, I think)
May 2009
5 posts
“Oh Ash, your voice is like…a bird.”
– Crystal
“I’m about 2 minutes from taking my pants off here…”
– Erin
“Squeeze it…it’s awesome!”
– Joe Vaughn
April 2009
12 posts
“There’s cheese all over me!”
– Veronique (…and I have no idea what that was about)
“I just wanted you to know I really appreciated your screaming orgasm today.”
– Annie — It’s a long story
“What’s that in your crotch?”
– Veronique to Marty while in a meeting. (It was an inhaler, by the way….)
