October 2008
73 posts
I can’t sing, but I’ll sing.
– Marty, about playing Rockband at the Halloween IZEA Loco.
Where’s you monkey?
– Luis to Ashley
Did I just ketchup my banana?
– Veronique…well, just because.
I am going to smack you with my tail
– Erin to Ted
I had an eyelash incident this morning.
– …about her Halloween costume.
People think I’m erotic.
– ~Steve (he meant to say neurotic)
You know, I would, but I probably won’t.
– Karen on answering the door
This week, I will taste everybody’s nuts..
– Ted.
i love magic mapssssss
Why don’t you want to be near me?
– Ashley, plaintively, to Marty
I’m still close to you
– Marty, in response to above comment from Ashley
Where do you like to be rubbed?”
“What’s your favorite spot?
– Ashley to my dog Gertie
Did you get the money I left you for your nuts?
– Ted, again, to Annie. (What’s going on over there?)
What kind of nuts are those?
– Ted to Annie.
please watch the rest- the entire episode was money. absolutely amazing.
http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/10/19/saturday-night-live-josh-brolin-adele-videos/
Happy Friday….
If your water breaks while I’m sitting here, I’ll throw up!
– Ashley, to a heavily pregnant Karen.
If anyone is going to punch me in the face, I want it to be you.
– Priscilla (nicest thing anybody’s ever said to me)
Lower the dome.
– This is the new IZEA catch phrase. It means you are bringin’ it.
Muffin down!
– After an attendee dropped a muffin while visiting the IZEA booth at CreateChaos.
These are natural.
I’ve worked here for two years. I KNOW frustrating!
– JoeSales (Oh, Joe!)
Alright, dude…show me your junk. (Ted….)
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