November 2008
38 posts
“Awwww! I love fat You!”
– Annie to Ashley
This blog is so out of prison!
“This makes me wanna get some of Annie’s nuts!”
– Ted, of course. I think he has a slight nut obsession.
Ted singing Britney Spears’s “Womanizer” is a scary scene.
“Close your eyes and count to 86,4000.”
– Mike (after I lamented the fact that it wasn’t Thanksgiving yet)
Erin: ”Larry, I smell like sandwiches.”
Larry: ”Me too!”
“Scoops of fish. Not good….”
– Annie, about seeing tuna salad subs being made at Subway.
High Aspirations
Mike: one day
Mike: i want to lay in a bed of mashed potatoes
“I don’t really know how to read, so….”
– Crystal
“Sorry Luis, I just coughed on you.”
– Crystal to Luis
“I’m in my PJ’s eating a bowl of cereal”
– Carri to Ashley via IM (while Carri’s on vacation).
“Can I look up your nose?”
– Erin to Crystal (nose piercing inquiry)
“This girl went all in on me with a 6-9.”
– Casey - regarding a poker tournament
“Ashley, did you know your blog post said December Twitter Tits?”
– Ted to Ashley - trying to say that it should have been November Twitter TiPs. Ashley replied, “You obviously didn’t read the post then”.
“I smell like roast beef.”
– Erin to Larry. (I don’t even wanna know what that’s about….)
“Ted, have you been in the hot tub lately?”
– Joe to Ted
I just won the lottery in the Netherlands. Peace out, homies!
“This is to inform you that your email- Address attached to a Ticket-Number5221892 501,Serial Number 8422420,Draw Lucky Number 5-7-26-47-88-79 have won you a consulation cash prize of Euros 1,000.000.00 (One Million Euros Only).”
“I just threw a tongue at you!”
– Erin to Ashley
“Anybody seen my shoes?” (Ummm…they should be on your feet!)”
– Joe Sales
“…do it really fast and then get down.”
– @taralamberson to @MartyatIZEA in the Halloween video.
