December 2008
47 posts
“If Mike & Marty were gay they’d be a couple.”
– Carri referring to this photo: http://urlbrief.com/39f346.
“I don’t really like beer that much. It’s really fattening.”
– Mike, to Luke, after Luke told him to play beer pong. Gator Up!!!!!!!
“Get your face in there girl; make it happen!”
– Ted to Erin, referring to all the leftover candy he brought in.
Wine...
Erin: I'm excited, we are gonna kill some wine
Crystal: I love wine
Erin: It is the only thing that understands me
Crystal: LOL... so true...
“Holy Vacation Batman…”
– Ted [when he read David’s email… see Carri’s post below]
Happy Holidays
This Just in from David Bates…
Who’s Out
Annie: Vacation David Brim: Vacation Jamie: Vacation Jenni: Vacation Luke: Vacation Mark: Vacation Priscilla: Vacation Randy: Vacation Scott: Vacation Steve: Working from home Trevor: Working from home Eric: Vacation Santa Claus: working very, very hard Elves: working even harder than Santa Rudolph: Cleaning and shining up his red nose...
“Who has one of these? How do you make it go sideways?”
– Donna (I still don’t know what she was referring to)
“Whoa Steve, put that thing away!!!”
– Ted
“Want me to three way you?”
– JoeSales to Ted on the phone about trying to get in touch with Randy…
“Aw, Man! Ted’s pocket just dialed me.”
– JoeSales
“I’m not sure what you’re doing, but you’ve got magic hands. :)”
– IZEA Insider @steven_sanders via e-mail.
“You could freeze your dress.”
– Erin to Crystal
“It is surprisingly sticky.”
– Annie, about…well, I don’t want to know.
Overheard
Marty: I think those are going stale.
Grady: What the cherries?
Marty: I wouldn't know about those.
“I judge like it was my job.”
– Lisa
“Mmmmmm…. You smell like McNuggets.”
– Ted to Lisa
“I blew out my crotch!”
– Ashley, who had an unfortunate pants incident at the Christmas party.
“I wish Larry would never email me again…”
– Crystal
“I don’t want to talk about balding and I don’t want to talk about...”
– Luke
“@tedmurphy your tongue is one of the 7wonders”
– Erin on Twitter
“My burrito’s coming out!”
– Erin, while walking back from Panchero’s for lunch
“I’m a good teacher.”
– Annie
“You are a dirty, dirty liar!”
– Carri (not sure what about)
Ashley: You alright over there?
Crystal: Yeah, I just tried to breathe in my spit.
“That’s a really big Twitter.”
– Erin, about a Twitter logo.
“Ted I think that Mexican’s catching-up with me!”
– Joe referring to his lunch earlier.
“is it possible for the ocean to freeze”
– Eric
“I’m pretty smart and I haven’t built an empire.”
– Annie, in a random conversation about Kimora Lee Simmons.
“I just don’t know what to say except thank you so very much…what a...”
– from Postie Claudia, who is the November 2008 “Postie of the Month.”
“You should trademark that tongue.”
– @chrisbrogan about Ted, while at the Blogger Advisory Board meeting.
“So you’re not good with hardware…only software?”
– Larry to Grady, while setting-up Rock Band for IZEA Loco this week.
“I knew I smelled poo over here before!”
– Carri… talking about one of the downfalls of dogs in the office
If You Have a Minute...
I just received this e-mail…
Hey guys!! Does anyone have Benadryl here?? Annie just ate something coconut and she’s very allergic… I really don’t want to deal with her dying over here, I’m kinda busy, soooo if you can help it would be much appreciated!
Thanks again, Crystal Duncan Account Management */IZEA - Innovations in Social Media/*
Ninja Dog →
“Are you ready to get busy?!”
– Marty
“My toes are frozen.”
– Marty
“Ashley, those are real!! Don’t let anyone tell you any different!”
– Ted to Ashley, about God knows what.
“Well, I am pretty quick….”
– Ashley to David… I’m not sure what it was about though :-/
“I just slipped in vomit.”
– David Bates, in response to a Justin Timberlake song playing on satellite radio.