February 2009
20 posts
“I’ve got it. I can move for a white boy.”
– Ashley
Flight reconstruction →
Great reconstruction of the US Airways landing in the Hudson
“It’s long and skinny and I love to suck on it.”
– Ashley about an itsakadoodle (get your mind out of the gutter!)
“We’ll Tweet the crap out of it.”
– Carri. I can’t even remember what it was referring to, I just thought it was funny.
“What are you, a drug dealer? First we get the frog for free to get us hooked...”
– Marty… Re: The new collection vase for the Ted Murphy Blu Frog Energy Fund
“You might not go there with me, but we both know you’ll leave with...”
– Ted to Ashley about the TweetUp
“Oh, this is for that sex thing”
– Larry when David Bates presented him with a check from an unknown source…
“I just choked on @blufrogenergy! …I’ve got a frog in my throat!”
– Crystal
“I’m trying to explain to people I’m not a robot.”
– Carri about, well…who knows.
“When my Xshot comes I’m going to use it to take pictures of myself in the...”
– Steve to Ted
“I played with my Wii yesterday. It was fun.”
– Joe
“I think the water just came out of my ear.”
– Crystal about…well, she’s had “water in her ear” for days.
“Oh, no! I forgot to shake it.”
– I’m not sure. It was a guy wearing a black shirt.
(Ashley calls Marty to ask him a question; Marty picks up. Yes, sometimes it's nice actually talk to people in the office versus IMing them.)
Ashley: Wow, you're actually answering your phone!
Marty: I didn't even know it worked.
Larry: Why is it so cold today? Are we farther from the sun?
Ashley: It's God. He's mad at us because he doesn't like wars.
Carri: He's mad because he doesn't like whores?
Ashley: No! He doesn't like WARS!
(Meanwhile, Larry is still freezing.)
Ummm, Ew.
JoeSales: Andrew? Did you leave a mystery liquid on my desk?
Andrew: Um, yes. That's what I do.
