September 2009
5 posts
It’s like little tiny leprechauns dancing through my veins.
– This is what happens when Ted drinks coffee.
You know, monkeys are the only animals who do it missionary.
– Joe
You don’t have to be a jerk every time you come over here…Jerkface!
– Ted (jokingly) to Marty
I like my beauties black!
– Annie
Do you want to pet Steve’s weiner?
– Joe to Crystal, about Steve’s weiner dog, curled-up in his arm.