David: “If you hear something exploding over here, don’t worry, it’s just my brain blowing up.”
Ted: “If you hear something exploding over here, it’s that burrito”
Craig Wayons has been waiting in my box for a while now! — Veronique
I don’t take pictures of poop. — Crystal
My babies are falling out! — Erin, about her Halloween costume
Why am I smelling your hair? That’s weird, now that I think about it. — Joe to Erin
Whoa, Annie! You just used ‘out loud’ voice. — Andrew (I’m not going to repeat what Annie said)
Your beard smells funny! — Joe
I’m gonna throw something pointy at you. — Larry to Ted
Hang on. Please don’t talk about balls while I’m on the phone. — Crystal
It’s like little tiny leprechauns dancing through my veins. — This is what happens when Ted drinks coffee.