David: “If you hear something exploding over here, don’t worry, it’s just my brain blowing up.”
Ted: “If you hear something exploding over here, it’s that burrito”
“Craig Wayons has been waiting in my box for a while now!” — Veronique
“I don’t take pictures of poop.” — Crystal
“My babies are falling out!” — Erin, about her Halloween costume
“Why am I smelling your hair? That’s weird, now that I think about it.” — Joe to Erin
“Whoa, Annie! You just used ‘out loud’ voice.” — Andrew (I’m not going to repeat what Annie said)
“Your beard smells funny!” — Joe
“I’m gonna throw something pointy at you.” — Larry to Ted
“Hang on. Please don’t talk about balls while I’m on the phone.” — Crystal
“It’s like little tiny leprechauns dancing through my veins.” — This is what happens when Ted drinks coffee.