- Ashley: "You need to go to church."
- Annie: "I know, I'm filthy."
i’d rather research that than create stickers
- Marty
It’s good but it’s just not the same as real balls.
- Ashley, talking to Donna about Wii Tennis
i love laughing at other’s expense
- Erin, watching a video on Funny or Die
I just put my sausage all up in Ashley’s face.
- Marty, concerning his tofurkey dogs
Erin, you have the best waddle ever!
- Ted
You must be covered from nipples to knees.
- Mike
Doesn’t Ashley look nice today? I can’t wait ‘til we have babies!
- Annie
- Joe: Is something on fire?
- Larry: My pants are on fire.
I like the size, I’m just not sure if I like the position.
- Ashley to David… about what, I’m not sure….