izea overheard

Explode

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 10:25:57 -0500

David: “If you hear something exploding over here, don’t worry, it’s just my brain blowing up.”

Ted: “If you hear something exploding over here, it’s that burrito”

"Craig Wayons has been waiting in my box for a while now!"

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:59:31 -0500

“Craig Wayons has been waiting in my box for a while now!”

- Veronique

"I don’t take pictures of poop."

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:42:07 -0500

“I don’t take pictures of poop.”

- Crystal

"My babies are falling out!"

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:29:42 -0400

“My babies are falling out!”

- Erin, about her Halloween costume

"Why am I smelling your hair? That’s weird, now that I think about it."

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:03:58 -0400

“Why am I smelling your hair? That’s weird, now that I think about it.”

- Joe to Erin

"Whoa, Annie! You just used ‘out loud’ voice."

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:55:06 -0400

“Whoa, Annie! You just used ‘out loud’ voice.”

- Andrew (I’m not going to repeat what Annie said)

"Your beard smells funny!"

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:04:45 -0400

“Your beard smells funny!”

- Joe

"I’m gonna throw something pointy at you."

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:58:51 -0400

“I’m gonna throw something pointy at you.”

- Larry to Ted

"Hang on. Please don’t talk about balls while I’m on the phone."

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:33:08 -0400

“Hang on. Please don’t talk about balls while I’m on the phone.”

- Crystal

"It’s like little tiny leprechauns dancing through my veins."

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 09:20:22 -0400

“It’s like little tiny leprechauns dancing through my veins.”

- This is what happens when Ted drinks coffee.

"You know, monkeys are the only animals who do it missionary."

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 17:47:59 -0400

“You know, monkeys are the only animals who do it missionary.”

- Joe

"You don’t have to be a jerk every time you come over here…Jerkface!"

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 17:47:08 -0400

“You don’t have to be a jerk every time you come over here…Jerkface!”

- Ted (jokingly) to Marty

"I like my beauties black!"

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:04:57 -0400

“I like my beauties black!”

- Annie

"Do you want to pet Steve’s weiner?"

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:04:42 -0400

“Do you want to pet Steve’s weiner?”

- Joe to Crystal, about Steve’s weiner dog, curled-up in his arm.

"You should be happy to get that stupid thing out of you!"

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:32:50 -0400

“You should be happy to get that stupid thing out of you!”

- Joe, about Erin’s pregnancy

"Oh, my God! THAT’S a bouffant!!!"

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:30:15 -0400

“Oh, my God! THAT’S a bouffant!!!”

- Veronique

"I couldn’t get it in my mouth fast enough!"

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:57:38 -0400

“I couldn’t get it in my mouth fast enough!”

- Veronique, referring to an Orange-flavored Lifesaver candy

"You get the poop out, I’ll throw it on my boob and we’re done."

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:04:59 -0400

“You get the poop out, I’ll throw it on my boob and we’re done.”

- Erin, on how she and her husband plan to parent

Ashley: "You need to go to church."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:58:56 -0400

Ashley: "You need to go to church."
Annie: "I know, I'm filthy."

"i’d rather research that than create stickers"

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 10:50:55 -0400

““i’d rather research that than create stickers””

- Marty